Go to your music player of choice and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Space Harrier Disco ReMix, by DJ Pretzel.
Ahah, you must like me. *Uses newly-learnt word* It's peppy! :-D *Bobbles onto the next question*
Will I have a happy life?
Gamble Everything for Love, by Ben Lee.
*Cheeeers* \o/ That's the way to go!
What do my friends really think of me?
I Ran (So Far Away), by Flock of Seagulls.
Rofl! X-D That right, mateys! Flee! Flee for your liiives! *Chases them*
Do people secretly lust after me?
Africa, by Toto.
Hmm... I guess that means not, since it's a happy, faithful sort of song. "It's gonna take a lot to drag me awaaay from yoouuu..." *Sings*
How can I make myself happy?
Space Harrier 2 GET READY, by DJ Pretzel.
I'm seeing a pattern here. *Cackles* Old computer games for the win!
What should I do with my life?
Now We Are Free (Maximus Mix), by Hans Zimmer & Lisa Gerrard, from the Gladiator soundtrack.
Now this answer I like! *Jigs a bit to the music, swaying in parts*
Why must life be so full of pain?
The Love You Save, by The Jackson Five.
Answer: It doesn't have to be! Roll the bobbly songs! o/
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Showdown, from Golden Axe.
o_o; Battle music? Some kind of erotic fighting foreplay? I'll, I'll leave this one alone, yeah.
Can you give me some advice?
Blade's Stage, from Eternal Champions.
More fighting music? You've got a one-track mind, here. >_< I can think of my own erotic dances, thankyou.
What do you think happiness is?
The Venus Flytrap Intro, by Ben Daglish.
You heard it here first, happiness is giant flies, sometimes mechanical, that cling to ceilings and spit red blobs.
*Sneaks another question in*
If you were granted one wish, what would it be?
Oliver's Army, by Elvis Costello and The Attractors.
o_o Joining the army? Heh, no thanks. ^_^; It is a happy-sounding song though. *Bobs*
Now it's time to run around Livejournal and comment on everything I didn't get the chance to last night! *Scampers out into the internet*